March 2012
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EAT RICE AND HAVE FAITH IN WOMEN: Ten rape prevention tips: →
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1. Don’t put drugs in women’s drinks.
2. When you see a woman walking by herself, leave her alone.
3. If you pull over to help a woman whose car has broken down, remember not to rape her.
4. If you are in an elevator and a woman gets in, don’t rape her.
5. When you encounter a woman who is asleep, the safest course of action is to not rape her.
6. Never creep into a woman’s home through an unlocked door or window, or spring out at her from between parked cars, or rape her.
7. Remember, people go to the laundry room to do their laundry. Do not attempt to molest someone who is alone in a laundry room.
8. Use the Buddy System! If it is inconvenient for you to stop yourself from raping women, ask a trusted friend to accompany you at all times.
9. Carry a rape whistle. If you find that you are about to rape someone, blow the whistle until someone comes to stop you.
10. Don’t forget: Honesty is the best policy. When asking a woman out on a date, don’t pretend that you are interested in her as a person; tell her straight up that you expect to be raping her later. If you don’t communicate your intentions, the woman may take it as a sign that you do not plan to rape her.
(From canyourelate.org.)
Please consider this!
Some people that I went to high school with have a 7-month-old puppy named Duke who recently suffered a broken femur. They were told Duke would either need expensive surgery, an amputation, or to be put down. They did not want to put him down or amputate his leg. He had surgery a few days ago and they are allowed to pay over a period of 3 months, and though they are pooling their money, they are asking for any donation to help out with the bill. They didn’t ask me to make this post, but if it were one of my pets, I would hope others would want to help out if I needed it. (Although I always have an emergency fund if my cat needs some sort of expensive treatment, as she did last year. That’s not the point, though.)
So if you can spare a few dollars, I know that Nic and his friends Derekah and Carissa would be very grateful. Duke sure looks like a cutie!
Thanks for your consideration!
Here’s the link to donate to Duke if you feel so inclined: http://apps.facebook.com/fundrazr/activity/de0c762b4eda4ac581426f08af2805d0
You should send me numbers or I'll resort to answering them all myself and repost. Save yourselves. →
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1. Think of the last person who said I love you, do you think they meant it?
2. Would you date an 18-year-old at the age you are now?
3. When’s the last time you were aggravated and happy at the same time?
4. Would you ever smile at a stranger?
5. Is there someone mad because you’re dating/talking to the person you are?
6. Have you heard a song that reminds you of someone today?
7. What exactly are you wearing right now?
8. How often do you listen to music?
9. Do you wear jeans or sweats more?
10. Do you think your life will change dramatically before 2012?
11. Are you a social or an antisocial person?
12. Have you ever kissed someone whose name begins with the letter ‘A’?
13. What about ‘R’?
14. Can you drive a stick shift?
15. Do you care if people talk badly about you?
16. Are you going out of town soon?
17. When was the last time you cried?
18. Have you ever told someone you loved them?
19. If you could change your eye color, would you?
20. Is there a boy who you would do absolutely everything for?
21. Name something you dislike about the day you’re having.
22. Is it cute when guys kiss you on your forehead?
23. Are you dating the last person you talked to?
24. What are you sitting on right now?
25. Does anyone regularly (other than family) tell you they love you?
26. Have you ever wanted someone you couldn’t have?
27. Who was the last person you talked to before you went to bed last night?
28. Do you get a lot of colds?
29. Where is the shirt you are wearing from?
30. Does anyone hate you?
31. Do you have any empty alcohol bottles hidden somewhere in your room?
32. Do you like watching scary movies?
33. Do you want your tongue pierced?
34. If you had to delete one year of your life completely, which would it be?
35. Did you have a dream last night?
36. When was the last time you told someone you loved them?
37. Do you think you’ll be married in 5 years?
38. Do you think someone has feelings for you?
39. Do you think someone is thinking about you right now?
40. Did you have a good day yesterday?
41. Think back 2 months ago; were you in a relationship?
42. In the next 48 hours, will you hang out with a girl?
43. Has anyone told you they don’t want to ever lose you?
44. What’s the best part about school?
45. Do you have any pictures on your Facebook?
46. Do you ever pass notes to your friends in school?
47. Do you replay things that have happened in your head?
48. Were you single over the last summer?
49. Is your life anything like it was two years ago?
50. What are you supposed to be doing right now?
51. Do you hate the last guy you had a conversation with?
52. Are you nice to everyone?
53. Have you ever liked someone you didn’t expect to?
54. Do you think you can last in a relationship for 6 months and not cheat?
55. Are you good at hiding your feelings?
56. Do you think you like someone?
57. Have you kissed someone whose name starts with a ‘J’?
58. Do you prefer to be friends with girls or boys?
59. Has anyone of your friends ever seen you cry?
60. Do you hate anyone?
61. How’s your heart?
62. Is there something that happened in your past that you hate talking about?
63. Have you ever cried over a guy?
64. Who is probably talking a load of crap about you right now?
65. Are your toenails painted pink?
66. Will your next kiss be a mistake?
67. Girls love it when boyfriends cry; correct?
68. Have your pants ever fallen down in public?
69. Who was the last person you were on the phone with?
70. How do you look right now?
71. Do you have someone you can be your complete self around?
72. Can you commit to one person?
73. Do you have someone of the opposite sex you can tell everything to?
74. Have you ever felt replaced?
75. Did you wake up cranky?
76. Are you a jealous person?
77. Are relationships ever worth it?
78. Anyone you’re giving up on?
79. Currently wanting to see anyone?
80. Name something you have to do tomorrow?
81. Last person you cried in front of?
82. Is there someone you will never forget?
83. Do you think the person you have feelings for is protective of you?
84. If the person you wish to be with were with you, what would you be doing right now?
85. Are you over your past?
86. Have you ever liked one of your best friends of the opposite sex?
87. Is there anyone you can tell EVERYTHING to?
88. If your first true love knocked on your door with apology and presents, would you accept?
89. So, the last person you kissed just happens to arrive at your door at 3AM; do you let them in?
90. Have you ever liked someone who your friends hated?
91. Will you be in a relationship in 2 months?
92. Is there anyone you know with the name Michael?
93. Have you ever kissed a Matthew?
94. Were you in a relationship in January? How was it going?
95. Were you happy with the person you liked in March?
96. Don’t tell me lies, is the last person you texted attractive?
97. Who do you have texts from?
98. If the person you like says they like someone else, what would you say?
99. Have you ever kissed someone older than you?
100. Who’s in your profile picture with you?
101. Ever kissed under fireworks?
102. Has anybody ever given you butterflies?
Two peanuts were walking down the street. One was asalted. →
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Oh my god, I need sleep
TUMBLR. WHAT DID YOU DO TO ME? →
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Normal people: Why wont it open!?
Me: Y U NO OPEN!!??Normal people: I feel so lonely
Me: forever alone…Normal people: Ohh, I get it!
Me: OH I SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE.Normal people: Lol, i dont care.
Me: Cool story bro.Normal people: OMG, hot guy alert!!
Me: UNF! HNNNNGGGGGG.Normal people: hahahahahahhaha, that’s funny!!
Me: hahahhaahaha, what is air??!Normal people: I’m so angry.
Me: FFFFFFFFFUUUUUNormal people: I’m cool
Me: Like a BossThank you, Tumblr!
Normal people: Damn she’s hot
Me: DAYUM GURL
I would just like to point out here that most, if not all of this stuff didn’t actually come from Tumblr. Tumblr is the garbage can, where Reddit is the garbage, and 4chan is the one throwing it away. Generally.
I hate when my parents come into my room at like 7 am to ask me something
They burst through the door like
And I’m just like
Really I just liked the Rafiki gif.
A rant that's bound to offend somebody.
It fucking bothers the shit out of me that all of a sudden people are like KONY 2012 LET’S CATCH THIS GUY THIS IS SUCH A TERRIBLE HORRIBLE THING THAT’S HAPPENING AND I’VE NEVER BEEN MORE OUTRAGED BY ANYTHING
Like this is the first time anything like this has ever happened.
Like he’s the only one in the world doing heinous things like this.
Like it’s the only thing wrong in the world.
Fuck all of you lovers of humanity. Humans are a terribly selfish breed and that’s never going to change.
So please go catch that fucker and put him in jail. It IS the right thing to do. But when you’re done, don’t go back to your plain, ordinary, internet trolling lives like you’ve conquered the world. Because you haven’t. There is fucked up shit happening every day; this is just one thing. In the end, what will you have done for the good of the planet? Eradicated one bad guy in a sea of millions? Yeah.
And what perplexes me the most about all of this uproar is that the majority of these people couldn’t tell you about the Passenger Pigeon, or the Ivory-Billed Woodpecker, or the Great White Shark, or the very realness of global climate change, or the world’s water crisis, or the extent of what we’re doing to ruin our planet. And that breaks my heart more than a child rapist, killer, or warlord ever will.
And no one will ever understand that about me.
Nobody will ever understand why I’d rather watch a documentary about endangered insects than news coverage about a mass genocide. Nobody can understand the passion I harbor for the small things that impact us in a huge way.
You can get rid of Kony and I encourage you to do so. But don’t treat it like it’s the worst problem ever to exist, or the only problem, or the only thing that’s ever been important. If you’re going to make this your purpose in life, don’t go back to normalcy when it’s over and you’ve won. There are other important things, and it’s not just my cynicism talking. It’s true.
Regardless, I still hate all of humanity.
The end.
People who exaggerate bother the hell out of me.
I keep eating Trix and I can’t stop even though I’m not even hungry. I’m about to have another bowl. They’re just so so so so good. Fuck you kids in those Trix commercials, I’m not a kid but ALL THE TRIX ARE FOR ME
Don't read this if you don't care. Or just don't read it anyway.
Now I want to cry and it’s not even Parenthood-induced. How can I properly be on Tumblr when I follow my friends and vice versa? Maybe I need to make a separate Tumblr account. Or maybe I should stop typing whatever shit enters my mind. Regardless, I am thinking things and I am feeling things and I am twenty years old and I don’t want to be. The things I’d like to say I can’t say to anyone that will really listen or anyone that is unbiased.
I want to start writing again. I want to draw. I want to sing like I used to. I want to be the person I was three years ago, before all the drama, before all the mess, before all of the regrets. I want to live in the past because I’m comfortable there, and nobody else knows that but me. Until now of course.
The people in my life back then should be the people in my life now but they’re not, and a certain person is not and likely will never be. I have tried and I have given them the space they need and what have they done? The same exact damn thing that I did to them two years ago and it sucks. It sucks so bad and it hurts. I don’t know how I ever did that to someone. Nobody understands just how important that was. I’ve told this new person and it’s like they don’t care about my past, because the future and the present are all that matter. No. That’s not how it works. The past is important, it makes you who you are. It molds you and shapes you and you can’t forget those things because you NEVER should. The things I’ve done ARE important. The things the new person has done are important too.
Trevor was right back then; I am simple. But he was wrong about something else. I don’t deserve simplicity. I deserve the same complexity that he surrounded me with. No, I don’t want HIS complexity. But I need that kind of thing to thrive. I need to be challenged. I need to feel like it’s not easy. Because it’s not and it’s silly to pretend that it is.
I was wrong, this WAS Parenthood-induced. But I don’t care. Stream of consciousness writing is good for the goddamn soul. Fuck you if you don’t care.
Pro tip: Don’t make any decisions after watching copious amounts of Parenthood. You are too emotional for that.
That show makes me question everything in my life. Which, in all reality, is probably not a bad thing. Because if there are things to question, they should be questioned. The answer you discover may surprise you.
In any event, I’ve caught up completely with Parenthood. I laughed, I wanted to cry but couldn’t because my grandma was in the room, and then I wanted to cry some more. The end.
The Avett Brothers - I And Love And You
Load the car and write the note.
Grab your bag and grab your coat.
Tell the ones that need to know.
We are headed north.
One foot in and one foot back.
But it don’t pay to live like that.
So I cut the ties and I jumped the tracks.
For never to return.
Ah Brooklyn, Brooklyn take me in.
Are you aware the shape I’m in?
My hands they shake, my head it spins.
Ah Brooklyn, Brooklyn take me in.
Goodnight loves.
